NZ Pizza Owners

STOP FEEDING
ORDERMEAL
YOUR PROFITS

Ordermeal takes up to 15% per order, owns your Google account, owns your domain, and calls it a service. Cut them out. Keep the orders. Do it yourself in under 2 hours with free tools.

One-off payment. No subscriptions. Full system, no fluff.
What Ordermeal actually costs you
Weekly online orders 200
Average order value $45
Ordermeal commission (~12%) $1,080/week
Yearly commission drain $56,160/year
Cost to replace them (tools) ~$0/month
$56K
Back in your pocket per year

ORDERMEAL'S REAL BUSINESS MODEL

They sell you a "solution." What they actually do is trap you. Here's how.

Domain Trap

They Register Your Domain. Not You.

If Ordermeal registers your domain name, they own it. You can't transfer it without their permission. If you leave, you could lose yourpizzeria.co.nz entirely. That's not a service. That's a hostage situation.

Google Account Lock-in

Your Google Business Profile Is Theirs.

When Ordermeal sets up or manages your Google Business account under their umbrella, they control your reviews, photos, hours, and ranking. You don't. Leave and you may find yourself starting from zero.

Commission Forever

Up to 15% on Every Single Order.

On a $45 pizza order, you hand Ordermeal up to $6.75. On 200 orders a week, that's over $70,000 a year. In exchange for... a website and an ordering button you could have for free.

WHAT ORDERMEAL DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

  • 🔒

    You don't own your customer data

    Order history, emails, phone numbers. That's your data. Platforms like this often retain it. Check the T&Cs.

  • 📉

    They profit more as you grow

    The more successful you are, the more you pay them. Commission models punish growth. Your success becomes their revenue.

  • 🌐

    A direct ordering website costs almost nothing

    Tools like Square Online, Wix, or Squarespace offer free or very cheap ordering. No commissions. You keep 100%.

  • 📱

    Google can bring you more orders than any platform

    A properly set up Google Business Profile with a direct order link beats platform discovery. And it's free.

  • 🤖

    AI can handle 90% of what they charge you for

    Menu updates, customer replies, order confirmations, social posts. Free AI tools do this in minutes, not months.

  • Setup takes hours, not weeks

    This playbook walks you through the full replacement in under 2 hours. No tech background needed. Clear steps, no fluff.

YOUR COMPLETE EXIT SYSTEM

Ten sections. Every step to cut Ordermeal out, set up your own ordering, own your Google, and never pay commissions again.

01

Audit What They Control

Checklist to find exactly what Ordermeal owns: your domain, Google account, social logins, customer data. Know what you're reclaiming.

02

Reclaim Your Domain

Step-by-step transfer process. Who to contact, what to say, what to do if they push back. Your domain is yours.

03

Own Your Google Business Profile

Verify ownership, remove Ordermeal's access, optimise for local search. Your reviews, your ranking, your control.

04

Set Up Commission-Free Ordering

Which free tools to use, how to install them, and how to redirect customers from Ordermeal to your own system. Done in under an hour.

05

Move Customers To Direct Orders

What to post, what to say in-store, and how to use loyalty offers to shift regulars off the platform and onto yours.

06

AI Tools to Run It All

Free tools that handle social posts, customer replies, menu descriptions, review responses, and email marketing. Save 8+ hours a week.

07

Google Ads Without the Middleman

Run your own local search ads from $10/day. Show up when someone searches "pizza [your suburb]." No agency required.

08

Social Media on Autopilot

One AI-powered system to create and schedule 30 days of posts in under an hour. Looks better than what most agencies produce.

09

Loyalty and Repeat Orders

Build a simple loyalty system and email list. Own your customers. Turn one-off orders into regulars who come direct.

10

90-Day Action Plan

Week-by-week checklist. What to do first, what to do next, and what to check when something isn't working.

STOP PAYING.
START KEEPING.

The maths on switching off Ordermeal are almost embarrassing. One-off cost to get the playbook versus what you hand them every single year.

$0 Monthly commission after
2hrs To complete the setup
$97 One-off playbook cost
100% Your orders, your data
Get the Playbook for $97 →

THEM VS YOU

Ordermeal Model
15%
of every order, forever
  • They own your domain
  • They control your Google
  • Commission grows as you grow
  • Customer data stays with them
  • Locked in with no real exit
  • $56k/year on 200 orders/week
PlainBlack Playbook
$97
once, then zero ongoing costs
  • You own your domain
  • You own your Google profile
  • Free ordering tools, zero commission
  • Your customer data, your list
  • Full independence in 2 hours
  • AI tools replace agency work

YOUR STORE.
YOUR ORDERS.
YOUR MONEY.

Fill in a few details about your pizza business and our system builds a personalised version of the playbook for you. Same steps, your business name, your specific tools, your suburb.

Delivered instantly after payment
Personalised to your business and location
AI Live Update button in every section
One-off $97 USD. No subscription, ever
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STRAIGHT ANSWERS

Do I need to be tech-savvy to do this?+
No. Every section has a numbered step-by-step DIY panel. If you can log into Facebook, you can follow this. There are also sanity checkpoints throughout: "if your screen doesn't look like this, stop and check X."
What if Ordermeal owns my domain? Can I get it back?+
Sometimes, yes. Section 2 of the playbook walks you through exactly what to do, including what to say to them, who to escalate to, and what your options are if they refuse. In some cases, you'll need to register a new domain, and the playbook covers that too.
What free tools replace Ordermeal's ordering system?+
Square Online has a free ordering tier. Wix, Squarespace, and WordPress with WooCommerce all have commission-free ordering. The playbook compares them, tells you which one to use for your situation, and walks you through setup step by step.
What if I want someone else to do the setup for me?+
Select "want help setting up" in the form and we'll include pricing and a contact link in your playbook. Setup is a one-off job, not an ongoing contract. Most setups take one or two days.
Is this specific to NZ pizza businesses?+
Yes. All tool recommendations, pricing, and platform notes are relevant to New Zealand. Local SEO steps reference NZ-specific directories. Google Ads guidance uses NZD budgets. The playbook is built for this market.
What's the AI Live Update button?+
Every section has a button that calls Claude AI with a web search to pull the latest information for that topic. Platform pricing changes, new tools launch, Google algorithm updates. Hit the button and your playbook refreshes itself. It's why this stays useful in 12 months, not just today.